A dad has amassed over 330,000 followers on Twitter for his funny updates about his life.
James Breakwell is a husband and father-of-four (all under the age of five and all girls) so you can imagine that he has some very interesting conversations.
But you don’t have to imagine the exchanges because he shares them on his Twitter account entitled ‘Exploding Unicorn.’ (He also has a website which you can see here.)
Here are a few of our favourites…
Me: Take a nap.
3-year-old: I can’t. A snake walked into my room.
Me: Snakes don’t walk.
3: It was a dragon snake.
Mother of God.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 16, 2016
Me: Share with your sister.
5-year-old: Sharing isn’t cool.
Me: Sharing is very cool. I share.
5: Exactly.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2016
Me: You put your coat on upside down.
3-year-old: No, I didn’t.
Me: Your hood is on the bottom.
3: My butt gets cold.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2016
3-year-old: *kicks me in the shin* April Fools!
Me: Ow! That’s not how it works.
3:
Me:
3: *kicks me in the other shin*
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2016
3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday?
Me: If you want to.
3: No thanks. That’s where I put my candy.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 5, 2016
3-year-old daughter: A boy at daycare said he likes me.
Me: Do you like him back?
3: He colors outside the lines. He needs to grow up.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 15, 2016
