It’s hardly a new observation that toddlers strongly resemble miniature drunk people, between the belligerence, the vomiting, the soiling themselves and the delight in destruction, most of the time my toddler son more closely resembles that guy at the party who’s challenging people to throw their shoes over the house than a sweet child.
A quick trawl of the Internet threw up these pint-sized revellers who just can’t accept that they’ve had enough and reassured me that I am not alone in this.
10 Toddlers who are basically miniature drunk people
1. The loooooonnng walk home.
2. “I’ll tell YOU when I’ve had enough.”
3. When you go from THIS…
4. to THIS, in the blink of an eye.
5. Best to steer clear of any body of water…
6. “Hold on? DON’T tell ME what to do.”
7. This could well be the very definition of ‘drunk logic’.
8. Or this!
9. It’s at this point of the party that you know you should have gone home 45 minutes ago.
10. That thing that seemed like such a good idea at the time.
