‘95 percent of being a parent is just learning how to have snacks without your kids finding out.’
The latest parenting Twitter trend is breaking down the job into the number of other tasks we have to complete.
Yes, mums and dads have been busy sharing the breakdown of their day and it’s truly hilarious reading.
A good 20% of parenting is gambling how much stuff you can throw away without the kids noticing
— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) August 3, 2017
Parenting would be 25-30% easier if you didn’t have to put sunscreen on your kids.
— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) August 6, 2017
At least 35% of parenting is eating food your kids threw a fit to get and then decided was gross
— crystal (@crystalkei) July 6, 2017
Pretty sure 40 percent of parenting is stuffing candy and straw wrappers onto your pockets.
— Mrs Pippin (@zoomusikgrl) March 11, 2017
At least 50 percent of parenting is yelling “WHY ARENT YOU WEARING PANTS?!”
— Bryce Gruber (@BryceGruber) March 10, 2017
77% percent of being a parent is pretending to be as excited as your kid is about anything.
— KarateDonuts™️ (@KarateDonuts) May 14, 2017
Why wasn’t I told that 78% of parenting is asking, “What’s that smell?”
— Sh-Do-Be (@whymeagain99) June 29, 2017
80% of parenting is hiding in the bathroom consuming the candy you don’t want your kid to steal.
— Hayley Stell (@StellMeAStory) July 19, 2017
90% of parenting, is saying different variations of “We don’t eat waffles with our feet”.
— Sarge The Destroyer (@BastardProphet) July 17, 2017
95% of being a parent is just learning how to have snacks without your kids finding out.
— El Knuckelhombre (@ElKnuckelhombre) July 10, 2017
98 percent of parenting texts can be answered with a poop emoji
— Whitney Fleming (@PlaydatesFriday) April 8, 2017
120% of parenting is just wiping things
— Christine Owen (@joymoll) August 1, 2017
